While planning for an upcoming trip, one of my absolutely genius friends informed me that you can now bring alcohol onto your flight with no security problems. While I have not personally confirmed this amazing revelation (yet), I read this post from I’m a Travel Ninja, and it seems super legit.
There are simply no words to express how happy I am now that I know I can bring tiny bottles of pure joy onto an 11-hour flight at less than half the cost of those ass-raping airplane booze prices. And with the dreaded family-filled holiday season around the corner, this little nugget of information could not be more timely.
This is a gift from your booze gods. You’re welcome.
This is perhaps the most American shot on anyone’s menu. And if there’s a milliliter of American in you, this will turn it into a gallon. Why? Because we use the Imperial system because it’s better.
- 2/3 oz. Rumple Minze
- 2/3 oz. Jagermeister
You won’t even get arrested for shooting anyone. But you might get arrested for lots of other things.
One of our favorite holidays is officially only one month away. Commonly referred to by boring people as Cinco de Mayo, the Three Sheets team joyfully celebrates this most wonderful of days as all red-blooded, tequila-loving Americans should: by eating as many nachos as we can possibly handle and drinking our body weight in straight tequila margaritas.
Since Cinco de Drinko provides drunks everywhere with a glorious day of tequila drinking and nacho eating, we were stoked when we stumbled upon the 30 Days of Cinco Countdown Calendar from On the Border. This countdown gives visitors a free coupon every day from now until Cinco de Mayo, including free sopapillas, queso and tons of other delicioso Mexican goodies.
So, in the holy name of tequila, go to www.iloveontheborder.com and get some free stuff to celebrate the countdown to Cinco de Drinko. As in NOW – go before the Three Sheets team eats and drinks On the Border out of business.
It. Is. Freaking. Hot outside.
You look like you need a light meal and a good drink. Well get ready to kill those birds with this stone right here. This is how I make Jello shots.
- Boil 1 cup water
- Add 1 box Jello powder
- Stir until powder has dissolved
- Remove from heat
- Add 1 cup chosen alcohol
- Pour into small plastic glasses
- Chill in refrigerator
- Slurp down
Some of my favorite flavor combos include whiskey and orange, Malibu and lemon, or rum and watermelon. Of course, you can put vodka in any of them and they’ll taste dangerously normal. If you’re friends with Bill Cosby, you could probably fool him into getting trashed.
There you have it–a light meal that will get you drunk.
Congratulations! You made it through Hump Day! Now mix yourself up something delicious and find a patio to waste your evening on!
I discovered this summery shot at The Library in Fort Worth when a friend of mine did that thing where they let the bartender pick your shot. Let me tell you—she did a good job. This shot tastes like breakfast, which is why I’m giving you a recipe for a double. You could also make it a real big cocktail if you want. Drink it. Love it.
- Shake Malibu and pineapple juice with ice to chill
- Strain into double shot glass
- Float Jäger on top
- Admire how pretty and suck it down